Quotable Quotes

The following quotations, taken from various sources, are presented here as an easy way to sum up the philosophy of B&BGTC. We have not listed the sources of these quotes, but will furnish them on request. We suggest that you do your own research, however. You might learn something.

The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.

No one is a complete waste. You
can always be used as a bad example.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.

Smoke Pot, Eat Twat and

Smile A Lot!

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

A man who goes to bed with

an itchy ass, will wake up

with a smelly finger.

There are many ways to be free. One of them is to
transcend reality by imagination, as I try to do.

Religion and chemicals are the keys to the future.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative

Only Users Lose Drugs

If con is the opposite of pro,

then Congress must be the opposite of Progress

Logic is not a vice of the fundamentalist

Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend, before we too into the dust descend.

Outside of a dog, books are man's best friend.
Inside of a dog its too dark to read.

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

I preach there are all kinds of truth, your truth and somebody else's. But behind all of them there is only one truth and that is that there's no truth.

I might look like I'm doing nothing,

but on a cellular level I'm really quite busy.

Science is all metaphor

Safe Sex is having a spotter for the trapeze

Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness,
its peculiar magnitude permits no shading.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Go away.

Laziness is the real mother of invention

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.

Ordinary morality is only for ordinary people.

People who bitch alot, deserve something to bitch about.

We are all but salmon in the stream of consciousness.

When people are asleep, we must all become alarm clocks

The heroes are those who speak the truth, and break the rules with the courage of love

Theology is just a debate over who to frame for creating reality