Because the press is more concerned with who the president has fucked, than the fact that the whole country is fucked

Because TV networks spend more money on medical dramas then most medical research facilities will ever see

Because criminals get cable TV and homeless people
get old newspapers

Because athletes have million dollar contracts and
public school teachers are lucky to make 30k

Because there is a war on drugs, but no war on illiteracy

Because we swear over the bible that there will be a separation of church and state

Because we all get taught history, but our leaders
never learn from it

Because stupidity is rewarded with talk-show appearances

Because being a victim is trendy

Because Americans will stand and complain about
how long an elevator takes to get to their floor for a
longer time than it would take to walk down the one
flight of stairs to where they're going

Because corruption has become as American as apple pie

Because more of our soldiers die in accidents than in combat

Because people will get all dressed up, and go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant, only to piss on the toilet seat

Because health insurance will cover you for
problems with your boner, but won't cover
women for the trouble you can cause with it.

Because we can nuke the fuck out of anything, but get indignant when anyone else tries it