Where's Dildo?

Where's Dildo is a lot like Where's Waldo®, but it doesn't suck as much.

The object is to find the dildo in each of the puzzle pictures to follow. Just think, you could be the first kid in your corner of the net to find all the dildos. There's no prize except for the knowledge of a job well done though, so don't go soccer mom over it.

Here's the directions:

1.Click on the start button below to begin.

2. Use your mouse to click on the dildo in each picture. Each time you click correctly, you'll advance to the next picture.

3. When you successfully complete all the pictures, you'll have the chance to put your name on list of  "Where's Dildo" winners.

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*****SPECIAL NOTE*****

The Where's Dildo game contains nudity and sexual content.
If you are under 18, go yell at your mom or dad for allowing you to use the net unsupervised. Feel free to tell them that we think they're a bad parent.

If you live someplace where this type of material is illegal, you should move. The pointlessly moralistic rules of your fascist leaders will not be respected here.

Lastly, if you are offended by such material, loosen up a bit, or just go fuck off.